The Third Wheel

Re-gifting the Presence.

…..if at all possible. Well, I’ll be living in A squared with a square.  Apparently Scott has a girlfriend. Which means…he’s going to cry a lot. I’m okay with that. I’ll even go so far as to say I completely support it.

Scott-Well I won’t always be home. Sometimes I just stay in town.

Me- Where?

Scott- At Jamie’s house

Me- Does she know about…you know…your “thing”…your “problem”?

Scott- What do you mean by…

Me- Does she know you’re retarted Scott?!

<audible amalgamation of cackling and laughter>

• Just realized I’m probably the best friend anyone can ever have.
• Also realized if you stare at the word “square” too long the world makes less sense.

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